Laughter is a Form of Exercise

These gems were forwarded to me a couple of years ago. I hope y’all enjoy them as much as I did. Go burn some calories!

Signs seen-

over a Gynecologist’s office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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in a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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on a septic tank truck:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
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at a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
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on a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
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on another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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on a church’s billboard:
“7 days without God makes one weak.”
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at a tire shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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at a towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
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on an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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in a nonsmoking area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
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on a maternity room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
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at an Optometrist’s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
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on a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
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on a fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
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at a car dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
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outside a muffler shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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in a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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at the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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in a restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”
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in the front yard of a funeral home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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at a propane filling station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”
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and at a Chicago radiator shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

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2 thoughts on “Laughter is a Form of Exercise

  1. how about these?
    what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
    Dam
    what do you call Santa’s helpers?
    subordinate clauses
    what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twiches?
    a nervous wreck
    why don’t blind people sky dive?
    it scares the dog
    what kinda coffee did the serve on the Titanic?
    Sanka
    how do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on it
    and my favorite and Thomas’
    what do you call four bullfighters in a sinking boat?
    Quatro sinko!

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